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Your Grandmother Is Going To Die Coping with the inevitable with the Hugga Bunch Movie 2007-11-29
HySpace Hyrule's online kingdom for friends (f/ B & Justin) 2007-11-14
R2 Loacal To Warminster: Foreword A year of public transportation (by Whittle, forewords by Justin & Jon) 2007-09-18
The Internet Hanna-Barbara Fashion Database Jokes about gorillas in derby hats (f/ B, Jon, Emily & Hanstock) 2007-08-28
100 Hottest Women of 2007 Mike's Top 25 (f/ B, Hanstock & Lindy) 2007-08-14
E3 2007 Less is more (boring) 2007-07-31
The MySpace Smiley Set Anomaly Have an examinate day 2007-07-10
Character Fantasy Fulfill your dream of looking ugly for five minutes on national television 2007-06-19
A Concurrence Above Slider's Diner The streams of consciousness of two rows of Jacobs Field ticket holders 2007-06-12
Lamb Chop's Special Chanukah Potato and Charlie Horse radish pancakes for all! 2006-12-22
Spiritual Warfare An adventure in video game evangelism 2006-09-07
Your Band Name Sucks 50 of the inexcusably worst 2006-08-10
Comic Strip on a Waterslide Hand-drawn comic strip on a waterslide 2006-08-07
White Knuckle Scorin' Nintendo fights the future through the power of terrible song 2006-07-20
The Man, The Myth, The Legend Folk tales of my father 2006-05-30
E3 2006 I sure hope you guys like jokes about urine!!@ (f/ Bill & B) 2006-05-16
18 or 19 Movie Monologues We Think Are Really Neat! Simply a collection of favorites (f/ Justin, B & Emily) 2006-04-25
Beads Random pieces of stories waiting to be strung together 2006-04-25
Attack Of The Disney Sequels, Part II IRONY~!! 2006-04-11
Baseball Opening Day Ceremonies Why we live for this (f/ Nick, Lindy, B & Jon) 2006-04-04
April Fool's Day 2006 Main Page Based on my old PoprocksAndCoke.com site layout 2006-04-01
Showdown Billy Blanks' darkest hour out of all hours involving ripping off The Karate Kid 2006-03-28
Pixels My favorite little things about the art of video games 2006-02-14
NFL Pictochat DS Pro football players chatting on the Nintendo DS 2006-02-07
Scott Stapp's Ready 2 Fight Fighting Classic video game review from the future 2006-01-17
Christmas Comes To Pacman Jones An NFL Pictochat DS Holiday Special 2005-12-20
The Holiday Art Gallery of Lil' Mike Westfall Salvaged Christmas drawings from ages 5-10 2005-12-20
Rudolph's Shiny New Year How to ruin winter break in 6 days 2005-12-20
Super Mario Bros.: The Movie Speed Run A misguided struggle for self-improvement 2005-11-15
Oh Say Can You Sing?, Vol. 1: Baseball Music recordings by Major League players 2005-10-18
Build Your Own Evil Robot Master Late entries for Nintendo Power's Mega Man robot design contest 2005-10-04
PicT.O.chat A very special episode of NFL Pictochat DS, starring Terrell Owens 2005-08-23
Lily and Her Captain A cheesy love story adapted from four random photos 2005-08-16
The Art Gallery of Lil' Mike Westfall, Ages 2-5 An artist rediscovers his passion by returning to his roots 2005-07-12
Pegs Love and loss in Milton Bradley's Game of Life 2005-06-21
The Sandlot A tribute to baseball, summer and best friends (f/ the P-boi Staff) 2005-06-14
Peter Parker and the Sorcerer Stone Story arc for the Spider-man arcade game 2005-05-10
The Progressive Boinks Part II: The Bad News Boinks The P-boi staff plays Major League Baseball 2005-04-26
100 Favorite Video Games Mike's Top 20 (f/ Bill, B, Jon & Kyle) 2005-04-12
Sesame Street 25 of my favorite memories 2005-04-05
April Fool's Day 2005 Main Page Based on Jon's very first P-boi layout draft 2005-04-01
The Red Snifit Why there's only one in Super Mario Bros. 2 2005-03-08
Super Mario Bros. Speed Run Video of me beating Mario 1 in 5 1/2 minutes 2005-03-02
The Antietam Drive Sports Complex An ode to the only road I've ever known 2005-02-15
P-boi's Valentine Card Spectacular I WANT YOU TO KISS ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN (f/ Bill, B & Jon) 2005-02-08
50 Worst Halloween Costumes of 2005 So scary you would not believe how scared you are! (f/ Jon, Nick & B) 2005-01-25
15 Minutes of deviantArt Fame The online pop art gallery of Andy Warhol 2005-01-11
100 Greatest Christmas Shows A tribute to my favorite holiday tradition 2004-12-21
Terrell Owens' Holiday Video Game Lineup T.O.'s guide to 2004's most anticipated games 2004-11-16
The Search for the Admiral Bird An adventure through Nickelodeon's "Pinwheel" 2004-09-28
Forming The Party The All New Mickey Mouse Club's first pop stars 2004-09-06
Obligatory List of Hot Cartoon Girls Written by the pool jousting guys from the NES game Skate Or Die 2004-08-18
The Simpsons Arcade Game Humorous commentary hidden among a crapload of screenshots 2004-08-02
Donatello Portrait of a Ninja Turtle 2004-06-07
Mega Man 2: Heat Man First Video of me beating Heat Man's stage without Item 2 2004-06-02
The Best & Worst Of 2003 A year in review 2004-01-10
California Raisins: The Grape Escape The NES classic that never was 2003-10-15
The Face of Dr. Claw ... Revealed! Go-Go-Gadget inner child crusher! 2003-09-08
Nintendo Fruit Snacks A post starring webcam pictures of an action figure reviewing something 2003-06-01
Rich Rawww A tribute to a crazy regular caller on my college radio show 2003-05-30
Pretending to Shoot People Classic toy gun show 2003-05-19
The Burger King Kids Club Classic corporate mascot review 2003-04-18
Galaxy High School The hitchhiker's guide to a mediocre, short-lived Cartoon 2003-04-01
Captain EO Michael Jackson's 3-D space adventure 2003-03-23
A Link to the Future A cross-cultural look at time travel 2003-03-12
A Superhero's Guide to Dating How to treat your date right without melting their face off 2003-02-24
Doki Doki Panic The strange truth behind Super Mario Bros. 2 2003-01-24
Attack the Gas Station! Foreign film abridgement 2003-01-12
The Best & Worst of 2002 A year in review 2003-01-01
Super Holiday Showdown Battle A friendly holy war with my Jewish friend 2002-12-23
The 1994 WWF Royal Rumble With a bad leg doin' the Bret 2002-12-18
Am I Punk or Emo? The complete idiot's guide to dressing like a sheep in denial 2002-11-11
Be Nice Public service announcement 2002-10-28
Before We Could Drive Or: Pictures Of Toys With Wheels On Them 2002-10-21
Super Merchandising Bros. Hey, Pai$ano$! 2002-10-07
Video Power Classic game show review 2002-08-08
Why The Ghostbusters Were Real I ain't 'fraid of no copyright infringement 2002-08-03
Noozles vs. The Little Koala Performing life-saving surgery on your conjoined childhood memory 2002-07-26
The Wizard '80s movie abridgement 2002-04-29
Attack of the Disney Sequels When happily ever after isn't specific enough 2002-04-09
The Other Crossroads Movie '80s movie abridgement 2002-03-16
Suicide (A Game) My favorite childhood fake sport 2002-02-23
Perverted Moments In Video Games Pictures of things in video games that kind of look like breasts 2002-02-14
Breakfast Cereal Limbo Where lost cereal icons go when they die 2002-02-02
All Our Base Are Not Belong To You Finding comic relif amid tragedy 2001-09-11
Contra Classic NES review 2001-07-17
 

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