| 40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings
CASUALTY OF WAR!! (f/ Hanstock) |
2007-11-14 |
| HySpace
Hyrule's online kingdom for friends (f/ Mike & Justin) |
2007-11-14 |
| P-Boi West Coast Meetup '07
You might recognize us fron the Internet. (f/ Emily, Hanstock, Justin & Lindy) |
2007-10-30 |
| Superbook
Jesus Christ: Endless Waltz |
2007-10-02 |
| The Internet Hanna-Barbara Fashion Database
Jokes about gorillas in derby hats (f/ Mike, Jon, Emily & Hanstock) |
2007-08-28 |
| 100 Hottest Women of 2007
B's Top 25 (f/ Hanstock, Lindy & Mike) |
2007-08-14 |
| B-Sides
Rare and previously unhosted articles and stories from my vault |
2007-07-10 |
| 50 Greatest Muppets, Part 2
Our favorites, numbers 25 to 1 (f/ Lindy & Hanstock) |
2007-07-03 |
| 50 Greatest Muppets, Part 1
Our favorites, numbers 50 to 26 (f/ Lindy & Mike) |
2007-06-19 |
| Rating the Lebanese
Two friends. The people of Lebanon. A lifetime of precious memories! (f/ Emily) |
2007-06-12 |
| The Glendale Avenue Complex
Where are you going? |
2007-06-05 |
| 100 Great 24 Moments
Seasons 1-5 (f/ Bill, Jon, Justin & Kyle) |
2007-01-19 |
| Grand Theft Auto: Midway
The best damn game-to-movie screenplay you'll ever read (f/ Chris Pettazzoni) |
2007-01-09 |
| 48 Mile: A Dugout Special Event
Kyle Farnsworth in the third chapter of the World Warrior Trilogy |
2007-01-03 |
| Brain Drain!
Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four and OfficeMax |
2006-09-14 |
| 20 Gayest Tag Teams In Wrestling History
An article about wrestling and how they are all a bunch of gays |
2006-09-07 |
| Triton: A Dugout Special Event
Kyle Farnsworth in the second chapter of the World Warrior Trilogy |
2006-07-19 |
| Superman is a Superhero
Do you realize comic book covers from Superman brand comic books? |
2006-05-23 |
| 18 or 19 Movie Monologues We Think Are Really Neat!
Simply a collection of favorites (f/ Justin, Mike & Emily) |
2006-04-25 |
| Jumbo
Still trying to figure it out |
2006-04-18 |
| A Softer Worldmap
Video game parody comic strip |
2006-04-13 |
| The Batista Era
Professional wrestling comic strip |
2006-04-13 |
| The Wonder Years
The 25 best moments from one of the most revered shows in television history |
2006-04-11 |
| Baseball Opening Day Ceremonies
Why we live for this (f/ Nick, Lindy, Mike & Jon) |
2006-04-04 |
| Who Killed Junior? (1973)
The earliest known mass-produced anti-abortion handout from Right to Life |
2006-03-21 |
| ZOOperstars!
Finding comedic symbiosis between Sammy Sosa and marine life |
2006-03-07 |
| Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon
What to do when something obnoxio�s becomes something so wonderful |
2006-01-24 |
| The Progressive Boinks Part III
Smackdown vs. Raw vs. P-Boi 2006 |
2006-01-10 |
| Claus and Effect
There's nothing sketchier than a mall Santa (f/ Justin) |
2005-12-13 |
| R. Kelly
The Ronald Isley AKA Mr. Biggs videos |
2005-12-06 |
| Kyle Farnsworth: Work of Art
A Dugout Special Event |
2005-11-22 |
| God Bless You.
Eddie Guererro |
2005-11-15 |
| 25 Best Pee-wee's Playhouse Moments
From Penny to Miss Yvonne's gross but enthralling cleavage (f/ Lindy) |
2005-11-01 |
| Nude Scene Extravaganza: Gwyneth Paltrow
A dissection of her nude scenes |
2005-10-25 |
| Joe and Kobashi
October 1, 2005 at the New Yorker Hotel, and what it meant to me |
2005-10-18 |
| 1941: A Dugout Special Event
Joltin' Joe tries to break the consecutive chatroom appearances record |
2005-09-20 |
| 50 Greatest Fight Scenes of Film, Part 2
Numbers 25 to 1 (f/ Mike, Lindy, Jon & Matt of X-Entertainment.com) |
2005-08-30 |
| 50 Greatest Fight Scenes of Film, Part 1
Numbers 50 to 26 (f/ Justin, Jon & Pholby) |
2005-08-15 |
| Stay Gold, Pony Ball
T-ball memories |
2005-08-09 |
| the Monster at the end of this Book
Fear, then and now |
2005-07-12 |
| The Sandlot
A tribute to baseball, summer, & best friends (f/ the P-boi Staff) |
2005-06-14 |
| The Gospel Bill Show
Old West Christian children's TV review |
2005-06-07 |
| Jennie and Jim
A love story/Dugout special event |
2005-04-26 |
| Cliff Bleszinski Hates You
Something Awful/game design parody |
2005-04-19 |
| 100 Favorite Video Games
B's Top 20 (f/ Bill, Jon, Kyle & Mike) |
2005-04-12 |
| Frank Miller's SimCity
Classic SNES/PC/Comic book performance art |
2005-03-29 |
| Rating the Lesbians, Vol. 7
Lesbian scene reviews continued (f/ Emily & Harpo Marx) |
2005-03-08 |
| Diary of a Mad Black Manta
The LiveJournal of Aquaman's arch-nemesis |
2005-03-01 |
| PCDI
Professional Career Development Institute: Learn how to equal best!!11 |
2005-02-15 |
| Avril Lavigne's 15 Greatest Outfits
Did you think that I was gonna give this post to you? This ti-e-i-e-ime? |
2005-02-08 |
| P-boi's Valentine Card Spectacular
I WANT YOU TO KISS ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN (f/ Bill, Jon & Mike) |
2005-02-08 |
| I'll Have a Blue Ranger Without You
The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers holiday pageant |
2005-01-25 |
| 50 Worst Halloween Costumes of 2005
So scary you would not believe how scared you are! (f/ Mike, Jon & Nick) |
2005-01-25 |
| Step by Step
There is an incredibly large amount of people living in my home! |
2005-01-18 |
| 24 Greatest 24 Moments
Seasons 1-3 (f/ Jon) |
2005-01-04 |
| Nirvana: With the Lights Out
A review of their boxed set with the lights out |
2005-01-04 |
| Las Ad-Venturas!
The Grand Theft Auto Literary Journal |
2004-12-14 |
| Akira Kurosawa's Dream Team
Loving tribute to Olympic Basketball and my hero |
2004-11-23 |
| Whatever-Dude.com
An archival tribute to the P-boi precursor |
2004-11-09 |
| 100 Greatest Quotes in Film
Two quotes from wrestling movies and ninety-some from Kurosawa |
2004-10-05 |
| Seven Hill City, Chapter 20
An addendum to my first novel |
2004-09-28 |
| Rating the Lesbians, Vol. 6
Lesbian scene reviews continued (f/ Emily & Gene Snitsky) |
2004-09-21 |
| Dusty Diamond's All-Star Softball
Classic NES review |
2004-09-14 |
| 100 Most Beautiful Women: 2004
B's Top 15 (f/ the P-boi Staff) |
2004-09-07 |
| Spider-man's 21 Worst Villains
From Big Wheel to the Hypno-Hustler |
2004-08-24 |
| 25 Best Futurama Moments
Where no fan has gone before (f/ Bill & Justin) |
2004-07-20 |
| So you'd like to... Date Brooke Hogan
An Amazon.com guide �o winning over Hulk Hogan's daughter |
2004-06-29 |
| Rating the Lesbians, Vol. 5
Lesbian scene reviews continued (f/ Emily, Bill Walton & Carmelo Anthony) |
2004-06-29 |
| Creed: Footsteps
Celebrating the breakup of America's worst band |
2004-06-05 |
| Three Stooges
Classic NES review |
2004-05-30 |
| It's Our Time Down Here: Troy
The worst and most accurate movie review in history (f/ Emily) |
2004-05-18 |
| P-Boi Invades! Volume 3
Racist and bizarre Dollar Store figurines (f/ Matt of X-Entertainment.com) |
2004-04-27 |
| Emily Fan Page
Hamid's Geocities tribute to Emily Rowley (f/ Jon & Nick) |
2004-04-27 |
| 100 Greatest Characters in Film
You can be the best of the best (f/ Emily) |
2004-04-13 |
| Just the 10 of Us
Man can not stop fucking his wife |
2004-04-08 |
| Women of Rock
These women rock so hard that some of them are almost hip-hop! (f/ Emily) |
2004-03-16 |
| World Peace
A deeply symbolic plea for unity |
2004-03-09 |
| Morgan Webb Nude
An epic quest in ten parts |
2004-03-02 |
| Rating the Lesbians, Vol. 4
Lesbian scene reviews continued (f/ Emily & Matthew Gilbert, Boston Globe) |
2004-02-24 |
| Bill Ripken: Fuck Face
Aint-It-Cool review of THE error card |
2004-02-10 |
| 25 Best Family Guy Moments
AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH (f/ Jon, Nick & Emily) |
2004-02-10 |
| Sanrio's 20 Worst Characters
Hello Kitty's less popular friends (f/ Emily) |
2004-02-03 |
| Scary Video Games
Horror-themed game reviews while deeply depressed |
2004-01-27 |
| 50 Worst Halloween Costumes
This list gives me Goosebumps (f/ Jon & Nick) |
2004-01-27 |
| Rating the Lesbians, Vol. 3
Lesbian scene reviews continued (f/ Emily & Radiohead's Thom Yorke) |
2004-01-20 |
| Square One TV
Remembering Mathman, Mathnet, Dirk Niblick and the rest |
2004-01-13 |
| The Last Samurai
The sword-swinging human issues epic of all-times! |
2004-01-06 |
| Wiggly Safari
The Wiggles meet the Crocodile Hun�er |
2003-12-30 |
| NBA Jam: Tournament Edition
The George Lucas reworking of the NBA Jam article (f/ Jon) |
2003-12-30 |
| Rating the Lesbians, Vol. 2
Lesbian scene reviews continued (f/ Emily & Michael Ian Black) |
2003-12-09 |
| Rating the Lesbians, Vol. 1
Lesbian scene reviews (f/ Emily & Xena: Warrior Princess) |
2003-12-02 |
| ps2.IGN.com Preview - Britney vs. the Music!
Britney Spears takes over the Playstation 2 |
2003-11-25 |
| 40 Favorite Movie Scenes
B's Top 10. (f/ Nick, Emily & Jon) |
2003-11-25 |
| 100 Worst Song Lyrics
Thom Yorke's THE RAINDROPS key must be stuck on his keyboard (f/ the P-boi Staff) |
2003-11-18 |
| P-Boi Invades! Volume 2
Ultimo Dragon visits Hollywood Cemetery |
2003-11-11 |
| Doomsday
A tribute to Road Warrior Hawk |
2003-10-28 |
| 100 Most Beautiful Women: 2003
B's Top 20 (f/ the P-boi Staff) |
2003-10-28 |
| 50 Reasons to Hate the New York Yankees
GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE (f/ Nick, Jon & Justin) |
2003-10-14 |
| P-Boi Invades! Volume 1
Searching for my child's Halloween costume |
2003-10-07 |
100 Songs to Download NOW
Liberally borrowed from blender maga not borrowed (f/ the P-boi Staff) |
2003-10-07 |
| Asia Argento
The coolest woman alive |
2003-09-23 |
| Castle of Cagliostro
The fabulous destiny of Lupin III |
2003-09-16 |
| California Games
Classic NES review |
2003-09-09 |
| NBA Jam
The classic game review that gave birth to Progressive Boink (f/ Jon) |
2003-07-08 |
| RVD vs. RFK
Celebrity Superfight Main Event |
2002-09-07 |
| Chicks with Dix
The Dixie Chicks music and concert review |
2002-04-12 |
| The Charmings
Classic TV review: my last published work at Whatever-Dude.com for two years |
2001-10-17 |
| Twice in My Life
A story about my Grandmother |
2001-10-07 |
| Who's the Boss?
Classic TV review |
2001-10-04 |
| Oregon Trail
Classic video game review |
2001-09-29 |
| Nelly: The Name of the Beast
Profiles on Nelly, Nelly Furtado, Jodie Foster's Nell & Nell Carter |
2001-09-22 |
| Virginity
A story about how I lost mine |
2001-09-18 |
| The World Trade Center Disaster
My first reactions |
2001-09-13 |
| Excitebike
Classic NES review |
2001-09-09 |
| Nude Scene Extravaganza: Women of View Askew
Nude scenes from the women of Kevin Smith's films |
2001-09-04 |
| The Care Bears Movie
My favorite is Grumpy Bear. He was totally goth. |
2001-08-28 |
| Final Fantasy 2/IV
two four one lolol |
2001-08-25 |
| Friday the 13th
Classic NES review |
2001-08-22 |
| Spider-man
Greatest issues |
2001-08-06 |
| Creed: Is it Wrong to Rock for Christ?
The religion and reality of Scott Stapp's horrible band |
2001-07-26 |
| The Chipmunk Adventure
Movie review |
2001-07-19 |
| Katherine Heigl
The unapologetic photo gallery |
2001-07-06 |
| Street Fighter: The Movie
Movie review |
2001-07-05 |
| A.I. - Artificial Intelligence
Movie review |
2001-06-30 |
| Blossom
Classic TV review |
2001-06-26 |
| A Week in the Life of a Hardcore Internet Journalist
Smackdown, Final Fantasy, The Score, Capcom |
2001-06-17 |
| Burgertime
Classic video game review |
2001-06-16 |
| TGIF
The Urkel Dance, Danny's Telethon, and the destruction of the TV Matrix |
2001-06-10 |
| Illusion of Gaia and my cousin David
What a video game can really mean to a person |
2001-06-01 |
| No Human Shall Escape the Real World
MTV's ten greatest strangers, years 1-10 |
2001-05-21 |
| Lady Marmalade
Music video review |
2001-05-15 |
| Kid Icarus
Classic NES review |
2001-05-14 |
| Brittany Cleary - "I.M. Me."
America's newest buddy chat-themed pop star |
2001-05-07 |
| Shut your Fucking Face, Uncle Kracker
Seven questions with Kid Rock's DJ |
2001-05-06 |
| The Mummy Returns
Movie review |
2001-05-06 |
| Nude Scene Extravaganza: Angelina Jolie
A dissection of her nude scenes |
2001-04-25 |
| Nude Scene Extravaganza: Kate Winslet
A dissection of her nude scenes |
2001-04-23 |
| Sweet Home Alabama
Twins, college, and a horrible place to live |
2001-04-21 |
| NARC
Classic video game review |
2001-04-20 |
| Karate Champ
Classic video game review |
2001-04-18 |
| Family Matters
Classic TV review |
2001-04-14 |
| Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
Classic TV review |
2001-04-12 |
| Stephanie McMahon: Pre-Crisis Tribute
Expressing love for Vince McMahon's daughter |
2001-04-09 |
| Thora Birch
My first love |
2001-04-04 |
| Sailor Moon
In the name of the moon, this show will punish you |
2001-04-04 |
| Best of the Best
Movie review |
2001-04-04 |
| Blue's Clues
What did Steve just get? A CLUE! A CLUE! |
2001-03-25 |
| Why Sarah McLachlan Makes Me Cry
Unrequited love can be Lillith Unfair |
2001-03-20 |
| Scooby-Doo
Classic TV/preemptive movie review |
2001-03-17 |
| Iron Chef
Where cuisine reigns supreme |
2001-03-15 |
| Curry Man
The best food-themed wrestler ever |
2001-03-12 |
| The Comic Strip
Classic cartoon review |
2001-02-28 |
| Death to the White Rapper
Snow licks a boom boom down |
2001-02-23 |
| S-Club 7
Bad TV/music/gathering review |
2001-02-22 |
| Noozles
Classic cartoon review |
2001-02-16 |
| Full House
An exercise in lameness |
2001-02-15 |
| Britney Spears: The Pepsi Deal
News briefing on the merger |
2001-02-14 |
| Team Rocket
Their 10 defining moments |
2001-02-13 |
| Once Upon a Hamster
Classic children's TV review |
2001-02-12 |
| Fantasia
DVD/movie review |
2001-02-12 |
| Twister of Fate
Hardy Boyz fan-fiction for ExplicitWrestling.com |
2000-11-28 |
| Yes, Nasty Bastard, I Believe
A Wrestling Uncensored story of hope from Columbine High School |
2000-09-12 |
| Mariah Carey
Mariah's Theme: An unholy shriek of death |
2000-07-16 |
| Rating the Boybands
Backstreet Boys, *NSync, 98 Degrees, LFO, S Club 7, and O-Town reviewed |
2000-05-03 |
| Anakin Skywalker vs. Jimmy Woods
Celebrity Superfight Main Event |
1999-05-22 |
| Natalie Portman vs. Portly Natalie
Celebrity Superfight Main Event |
1999-05-19 |
| Jake "The Snake: Roberts vs. Cobra Commander
Celebrity Superfight Main Event |
1999-04-17 |
| Tom Cruise vs. Kidman
Celebrity Superfight Main Event |
1999-03-31 |
| Ray Charles vs. Kane
Celebrity Superfight Main Event |
1999-02-15 |
| Ken Shamrock vs. Doug
Celebrity Superfight Main Event |
1999-01-19 |
| Dawson's Creek vs. Jason
Celebrity Superfight Main Event |
1998-07-29 |
| Bret Hart vs. Brett Hull
Celebrity Superfight Main Event |
1998-07-10 |
| Fiona Apple vs. Food
Celebrity Superfight Main Event |
1998-05-01 |
| Goldberg vs. Britney Spears
Celebrity Superfight Main Event |
1998-03-28 |
| Jewel vs. A Polar Bear
Celebrity Superfight Main Event |
1998-02-21 |
