First, I will tell you about my lunch. It was a bowl of red quinoa with stir-fried pork rib and broccoli. The pork sat in a little fish sauce and rice vinegar before I cooked it. I ate it with chili garlic sauce and soy sauce. It only took, like, seven minutes to cook. I'm going to rate my lunch an 8.5. It was fantastic.

I would imagine that at least one of you can do better. Here's the drill, if you're new here: leave a comment below describing your lunch to us. I will then, time permitting, rate your lunch between 1 and 10, and attempt to explain my ruling as best I can.

IMPORTANT NOTE: due to the nature of this comments system, it may look as though I have skipped you. This is not the case because I never make mistakes. Simply refresh, and you should see that I simply haven't made my way to your comment just yet.

I cannot promise that I'll get to every one, but I'll rate as many lunches as I can. So, friend: what did you have/are you having for lunch today?