I tell myself not to do it, but in the end I can never help myself. Trawling the comments section of any given article will, at worst, evoke the grimmest feelings of societal loathing. On occasion, the cesspool collapses in on itself to reveal something gloriously, absurdly transcendent.

This guy sure doesn't stand for shit talk about V8.

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