PORKCHOP MILLER has just stepped out onto the entrance ramp, and I will give you two guesses as to what he is doing, and the first one doesn't count. The former comedy option World Heavyweight Wrestling Champion (from the trampolines and bullshit days, if you don't remember) "makes that money" all the way to the ring, where he rolls in, does a little spin in place, and punches Tom Breakers, causing Breakers to fall backwards and out of the ring (through the ropes, not over them, yes Chip). Porkchop's music dies down, but he stops in the middle of the ring, turns to the hard camera, and it kicks right in again... so he feels the groove, and then he chops it. You can't chop a grove before you feel it! He makes a little "come on!" motion to the people in the ring... and Penny Cavendish joins in! She feels the groove, then chops it, and I am going to be staring at an animated gif of that for the rest of the night. She bursts into laughter, covers her mouth, and backs up.
A bloody Zubaz Vance does the best he can despite being incredibly tired, and gets nice applause for his abbreviated effort. You've just got to participate. So Brandon O'Brien shrugs, takes a few steps forward, and starts trying to feel the groove... but he can't really feel it, so he just waves his hands nevermind and walks away to boos. But THE MAMMOTH IS FEELING THE GROOVE NOW, AND CHOPPING THE HELL OUT OF IT, adding a spin in place on one foot and a PORKCHOPPPPPPPUUUU to the end. Porkchop especially likes how that particular groove was felt. And now... THE EXECUTIONER STEPS UP! He stands in place for a moment, takes a deep breath... then GRABS PORKCHOP BY THE HEAD AND SPINS AROUND TO DUMP HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!