Look at that dude right there.
Just take your eyes and look at that guy in the face. Does he look like he gives a flying hoot?
I can let you know, if you are confused, what the answer is. (No he does not)
This is a man who would:
- Fight a grizzly bear and win.
- Order Domino's Pizza and give it to those in need.
- Take your mom on a date and leave her thoroughly impressed.
- Run for mayor, even though he doesn't have time, because that's what the city needs.
- Finish a hot wings eating challenge with 3 minutes to spare.
- End a business meeting with a fist bump.
- Plan a kickball tournament and play with no shoes. (or the coolest shoes, nothing in between)
- Get a hit off R.A. Dickey.
If you want to step to "The Madd Dog," you are going to have to bring it another day, when he's not 100% ready for your weak attempts at steppery. Get out of here with that junk, because #70 is prepared to lay down the law.
Has anyone seen this man do something awesome? We need your 100% true Joe Maddon stories, because he's too busy doing them to keep a record.