Have ... have I already won? My lunch was simple: stir-fried pork and broccoli, cooked in rice vinegar and a few drops of fish sauce, served with tons of chili garlic paste. It's in the photo above. Look at it. LOOK UPON IT. 8.5.

We've certainly seen 9-rated lunches in the LUNCH JUDGMENT arena, so perhaps I shouldn't be so hasty. If you're new here, this is the drill: you leave a comment below telling me about the lunch you ate or are eating today. I will then come around, time permitting, and rate it on a scale of 1 to 10.

If it looks like I skipped you, don't worry: I probably didn't. If you refresh, you'll probably find that I simply haven't worked my way down to your lunch just yet.

I will, as always, try to get to as many lunches as I can before it's time to get back to work. Let's hear it, friend. What did you have for lunch today?