Hey. Do you have a lunch? Tell me about it. I will tell you whether it is good or bad.
Nice to see you again, friend. Did you ... you ate a lunch today, didn't you? I knew it. I like to think that I have come to know you rather well by this point.
This is what happens now: you leave a comment below that describes the lunch you ate today (or yesterday). I will then, time permitting, rate it on a scale of 1 to 10 and attempt to explain my rationale. I normally don't have time to rate every single lunch, but I will certainly get to as many as I can.
I'll start: Qdoba, ranchera burrito, no beans, with guacamole and salsa verde added. It's the first time I'd been to Qdoba in months, which frankly was too long to wait. I have never had a bad Qdoba burrito. I am self-reporting my lunch as an 8.
Friend, what did you have for lunch?